'Yes, I Lived Under a Rock' Winners

Oh, and how the floodgates of crippling shame opened. It's a good thing that I was in the office alone when I read all the entries. I cringed, sighed, laughed until I cried, and finished feeling like I'd just left a group therapy session. Thank you to everyone who participated in our fabulous geekathon. I feel better knowing that there are so many people out there who had similar childhoods.

So Cynthia and Holly, enjoy your shirts. (We'll be in touch.) And the rest of you, take heart. Perhaps the geeks shall inherit the earth, after all.