As we drift toward the holidays, we'll be highlighting some of our favorite mental_floss t-shirts here on the blog. It's our not-so-subtle way of saying "Wouldn't your father or daughter or dentist or intern look great in this?"

We'll also be linking back to three stories (somewhat) relevant to the shirt's slogan. Just because.

Let's kick things off with "I'm an English Major. You do the math." (Available in Regular or Fitted.) As for the (somewhat) relevant articles, here you go:

1. Behind the Scenes of Macbeth

2. Falling Up: Shel Silverstein's Unlikely Rise to Kid Lit Superstardom

3. 5 Artistic Rivalries That Turned Ugly

See what else the mental_floss store has to offer this holiday season.