In case you missed one of the holy days of New T-Shirt Week!!, here are the latest additions to the mental_floss store. Now's your chance to cross a few names off your holiday shopping list without braving the elements and crowds. Your friends/family/co-workers-you're-obligated-to-buy-presents-for will love them.
(Since our ability to pay our writers depends on the proceeds of store sales, I may be a little biased. But I was at the mall last Saturday and you want no part of that.)