8 Guinness World Record Attempts That Failed (Hilariously). Lesson learned: try to know what you're doing before you go public with it.
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Vote for the Sexiest Geeks of 2008! Wired's annual poll is open for nominations and voting.
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Dinosaur daddies took care of their young alone. Cue the jokes about the reason they became extinct.
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The most important ingredient in holiday baking is the butter. Here's the science behind those explicit cookie recipe instructions. (via Lifehacker)
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People say they understand their pets' language, and vice versa. Pets have no comment at this time.
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Hangover Cures from Around the World. Just the thought of ingesting some of these will put you off drinking for a while. (via Neatorama)
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What would happen if you put a lighter in a blender? Don't try it yourself before watching this slow motion video.
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7 Dickensian Tidbits to Honor the Birthday of A Christmas Carol. Which is probably on TV sometime today.