Vote for the next two mental_floss shirts!

a) Friends Don't Let Friends Derive Drunk

b) Sports Geek

c) You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato (Doesn't Make Much Sense When You Read It)

d) Bald Is Beautiful

e) What Would Aslan Do?

f) Sucks to Your Ass-Mar

g) Inconsistency: It Has Its Ups and Downs

And if you've got a t-shirt idea, you can send it to flossytees@gmail.com. If we end up using it, you get $125 (and a good story to tell your neighbors). We'll announce the winners later this week.