a) Friends Don't Let Friends Derive Drunk
b) Sports Geek
c) You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato (Doesn't Make Much Sense When You Read It)
d) Bald Is Beautiful
e) What Would Aslan Do?
f) Sucks to Your Ass-Mar
g) Inconsistency: It Has Its Ups and Downs
And if you've got a t-shirt idea, you can send it to email@example.com. If we end up using it, you get $125 (and a good story to tell your neighbors). We'll announce the winners later this week.