Thanks to all who entered our 14th Caption Contest. Now it's up to you all to pick the winner, after the jump you'll find our favorites.
Drop your vote in the comments below and may the best caption win! (Remember: one vote per person please.)
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And the finalists are"¦
a) "Excuse me sir, but you're sitting on the swizzle stick."
b) "This is our economy size. Drink it and you won't worry about the economy."
c) "Barkeep, another Mar-not-so-tini please."
d) The BALCO martini - A performance-enhancing drink.
e) "If you think that's impressive, you should see our nuts."
f) Sam's club diversifies with "CLUB SAM"
g) "Sorry, before you got here we'd heard you were a big drinker."
h) "Now was that one olive or two?"
i) ""¦and it was first served to Sir Winston in "˜45 when he stopped in for a nip on his way to Trafalgar, and we have been serving it on May 8 every year since in his honour!"
j) "Some men are SHAKEN by the sheer size of this baby, others are STIRRED by the challenge to drink it all"¦ where do you stand, sir?"