Crimes Perpetrated by Ferris Bueller (and Accomplices) During His Day Off

Chris Higgins

Ask Metafilter has an awesomely nerdy thread on "Crimes committed by Ferris Bueller during his Day off." Here are a few of my favorites:

Violation of 720 ILCS 5/32-5.1: False Personation of a Peace Officer. Odometer fraud (tampering): 49 U.S.C. § 32703(2) Odometer fraud (conspiracy): 49 U.S.C. § 32703(4) 720 ILCS 5/Art. 16D - 3 - computer tampering (when he changes his attendance record). 720 ILCS 130/2a, contributing to the delinquency of children. Class A misdemeanor. "I'm pretty sure the leopard-skin vest Ferris wears at one point is some sort of fashion crime." And the best: The Save Ferris campaign might be liable for soliciting under the 740 ILCS 128 Predator Accountability Act.

Read the whole list and learn from Ferris's shameful example!