Crimes Perpetrated by Ferris Bueller (and Accomplices) During His Day Off


Ask Metafilter has an awesomely nerdy thread on "Crimes committed by Ferris Bueller during his Day off." Here are a few of my favorites:

Violation of 720 ILCS 5/32-5.1: False Personation of a Peace Officer. Odometer fraud (tampering): 49 U.S.C. § 32703(2) Odometer fraud (conspiracy): 49 U.S.C. § 32703(4) 720 ILCS 5/Art. 16D - 3 - computer tampering (when he changes his attendance record). 720 ILCS 130/2a, contributing to the delinquency of children. Class A misdemeanor. "I'm pretty sure the leopard-skin vest Ferris wears at one point is some sort of fashion crime." And the best: The Save Ferris campaign might be liable for soliciting under the 740 ILCS 128 Predator Accountability Act.

Read the whole list and learn from Ferris's shameful example!