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1. How Your Favorite Sneakers Got Their Names, by Ethan Trex
2. 4 Simpsons Controversies That Didn't End in Lawsuits, by Karma Waltonen
3. The 5 Scariest Buildings in America, by Ransom Riggs
4. The Questionable Parenting Behind 5 Child Stars, by Kara Kovalchik
5. 15 Super Expensive Secondary Schools, by Scott Allen
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3. 15 Super Expensive Secondary Schools, by Scott Allen
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5. The Quick 10: 10 Deadly Landmarks & Monuments, by Stacy Conradt
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10 Other Things We Learned
1. Jack Kerouac was big into fantasy baseball.
2. Rachel Alexandra is far from the only female athlete to beat the boys.
3. George Washington's appointment of our second Chief Justice didn't go very smoothly.
4. Window cameos used to be a big deal on the Batman TV show. But maybe not in reruns, because I don't remember these at all.
5. We've got three new interns starting soon.
6. If you're hoping to make big money with toe puppets, somebody beat you to the patent.
7. Emperor Napoleon III offered a prize to anyone who could come up with a butter substitute.
8. You don't have to leave your desk to visit the White House. Or Graceland.
9. Some things take time. Lots of time.
10. On his way to becoming the first American in space, Alan Shepard couldn't hold it.
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