The Weekly Recap

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Top 5 Stories Originally Posted This Week
1. Cheetos Lip Balm & Other Bizarre Brand Extensions, by Mario Marsicano
2. Strange Geographies: The Salton Sea, by Ransom Riggs
3. Where Are These Thousand Islands? The Origins of 7 Condiments & Sauces, by Ethan Trex
4. Mistaken Identities and Executions: 6 Murderers Who Didn't Do It, by Rob Lammle
5.The Quick 10: 10 Shocking Hollywood Deaths, by Stacy Conradt
Top 5 Most Commented Stories
1. 3 Dearly Departed Amusement Parks by Ethan Trex
2. The Quick 10: 10 Extreme Points in the U.S., by Stacy Conradt
3. Wedding Registries That Don't Include Gravy Boats, by Ethan Trex
4. 5 Really, Really Expensive Speeding Tickets, by David K. Israel
5. Dietribes: Milk, by Allison Keene
Top 3 Quizzes Originally Posted This Week
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