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Jason English

The Onion published this fantastic story back in May, but I'm re-posting it today in honor of the 3,245th spam email I've received from this year ("Who left 1 signature in your guestbook?" is not enough to make me click. There is no guestbook! Stop harassing me!)

The Onion: Employees Don't Have Heart To Tell CEO About Facebook