"El Fin Del Mundo" (The End of the World)
My fellow Americans, we face a grave challenge. Fashion comeback trends threaten to destabilize the very fabric of spacetime, such that by 2020 the universe will tear itself apart -- for technical and comedic reasons I can't go into right now. In the following film, President Reagan warns us of the impending threat.
Reagan: "A risk of this magnitude leaves us only one solution: the immediate abolition of fashion. Fashion designers will be executed, and dogs will be fed with their corpses. Then dogs will be exterminated."
It's really funny. Please watch it.