The 136th annual Kentucky Derby is tomorrow. To get into the mood, here are some classic races from all over featuring creatively-named horses. The first four feature sportscaster Tom Durkin lending his abilities to the silliness.


A Horse Named Arrrrr!



Thong or Panties

Hoof Hearted


No horse race humor would be complete without the William Tell Overture performed by Spike Jones and his City Slickers. The video is from various Swedish races.

See also: What's in a (Horse) Name?