A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages. You don't have to be a programming geek to find this funny, but it's even funnier if you are. (via Boing Boing)
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Screw Happiness. Is a certain amount of contentment a necessary ingredient for a good life? Or does it just happen while you are seeking other goals? (via Metafilter)
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Isabella Rossellini has a new video series called Seduce Me, in which she acts out the bizarre mating rituals of different animal species. These are factual and funny with no nudity, but somehow end up more NSFW than nature videos of animals doing the actual deed.
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Stuck On You: Top 10 Uses Of Duct Tape. OK, well, maybe not the top ten, but the funniest ten, right?
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Paul Dateh plays top 40 music on his violin. When you check it out, you'll realize the previous statement was a huge understatement.
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Lena Horne died Sunday at age 92. Her awesome performances available on YouTube range from 1943 to 1997, including two songs she sang on Sesame Street.
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6 Baby Names You Probably Shouldn't Give Your Kid. But someone did, and someone's children might never forgive them.