Update: The First Baby Picture!

After furious negotiations, we've secured the rights to the first photo of Lydia Louise Conradt. Our apologies to People, Us Weekly and The Des Moines Register. We just wanted it more.

We're thrilled to announce that Lydia Louise Conradt entered the world at 8:39am yesterday. She's 6 lbs, 15 oz, and 20.5 inches long, and mother and baby (and dad) are doing great! No word on how the family dogs are taking the news, though.

Congratulations to the whole family!

The real photo is a whole lot prettier than the creepy baby cake image I'd posted earlier, courtesy of CakeWrecks: