Unless you've been in a coma recently—and if so, welcome back!—you've been exposed to the marketing juggernaut that is the Twilight: Eclipse premiere. Every company in America wants a piece of that sparkly action, from fast food franchises to bandage manufacturers.
We here at mental_floss would like to say that we're above the fray. But then James Marks of Burke, Virginia, sent us this gem of a t-shirt idea, and we must have dropped our scruples while we rolled around cackling on the floor. It's what we'll be wearing on June 30. And if you shop now, you can get yours for just $14.90 when you enter the coupon code "edvard" before checkout.
If you're not into emo vampires or modern art, the coupon code works for all our 60+ t-shirt designs. (Offer ends Tuesday, June 29 at 11:59pm EST.)