Today's Book Giveaway: Oddly Titled Biographies

August is a great month for free reading material. As I mentioned yesterday, we'll be giving away a new book each weekday. Today's prize is Trotsky: A Biography, by Robert Service.
There's nothing wrong with Service's title, but there are plenty of biographies and autobiographies with weird, arrogant or just plain ridiculous titles. Here's today's challenge: The person who leaves a comment with the strangest actual title wins Trotsky.
We'll announce the winners of all this week's challenges on Monday.