The Top Ten Daily Consequences of Having Evolved. Hiccups and goosebumps are a small price to pay for being at the top of the food chain. (via Neatorama)
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Conan O'Brien's return to TV was the subject of a Taiwanese Next Media animation, so he parodied them, which led to an even sillier backlash. (via Metafilter)
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A business finds that customer complaints push them higher on Google's search results. After you read this, you'll do your research before you buy anything off the web.
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Don't Touch My Junk. Clever editing has president Obama delivering a musical sermon on the TSA.
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The only thing better than cats playing pat-a-cake is cats arguing about how to play pat-a-cake. After insults and violence, they settle down and get to work.
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A laser burns up a piece of paper inside a balloon! Science can be so cool, particularly when someone else does the math.
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5 Things You Didn’t Know About the NYC Subway (not relating to that mysterious smell). Next time you're there you can entertain your fellow riders with your new knowledge -they'll appreciate that.