There May Be a New World's Largest Baby
Out in Texas, a woman named Janet Johnson just gave birth to a 16 pound 1 ounce baby. Officials need to verify the details, but he might be the largest baby ever born. He was 24" long and even born with a full head of hair, making him appear more like a 3 month old baby than a newborn.
Doctors and news crews have already nicknamed him "The Moose." His mother reminisced about their pre-birth preparations that have already been proven pointless:
'I can’t believe he’s that big. A lot of the baby clothes we bought for him will have to be returned. They’re already too small for him to wear.'