Charting Super Powers From Awesome to Absurd

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I’m not the biggest superhero fan, but for some reason I am very engrossed by the incredibly detailed graphical breakdown known as The Illustrious Omnibus of Super Powers.
The winner of the silliest super power/superhero name combo goes to the character that can turn into an animal, vegetable or mineral. His name? Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man. C’mon, man. You have an amazing ability to become whatever you want and that’s the name you came up with? You should try transforming into a creative person for a few minutes and thinking up a new name.
If you could have any power on this list, which one would you choose?
[Via Fast Company]