From Ashgabat to Atlanta, people all over the world subscribe to folk remedies and do-it-yourself cures for whatever it is that ails them. Here’s a short list of our favorites.
The Choo Choo Treatment
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In Indonesia, people suffering from every disease in the book—from diabetes to chronic pain, from cancer to asthma—say lying on railroad tracks and soaking up the minor electric shocks seems to help. According to the Jakarta Post, Indonesians from islands far and wide first began flocking to the rail yard for medicinal purposes about a year ago, after a taxi driver reportedly recovered from a stroke by frequently lying on the tracks.
A Nuclear Nostrum
It’s pretty well established that too much nuclear radiation’s a bad thing. But what about just the right amount?
Every year, about 20,000 people travel to a little town called Jachymov in the Czech Republic to submerge themselves in radioactive water—broiling run-off from an attached uranium mine—which they believe helps cure diseases such as arthritis. You can read more about it in Paul Voosen’s book, The Stir of Waters.
Indiana Jones’ Worst Nightmare
Bird Poop Panacea
A New York-based spa that caters to celebrities, socialites and sundry glitterati is offering a $180 treatment that basically involves smearing guano on clients’ faces. The facial, which promises to “unlock the secrets of Geisha beauty,” draws upon a traditional homeopathic Japanese treatment for smooth skin, and uses primarily powdered nightingale droppings, reconstituted into an off-yellow paste.