After last week's Hilarious Garfield Variants (which, to be fair, were equal parts funny and insane), it came to my attention that America's favorite feline is on Twitter. Yes, that's right, Garfield tweets. And just as you suspected, it's mostly about Mondays, food, and sleeping -- which, when you think about it, are the subjects of most tweets anyway. Fun game: pretend the tweets below are by a friend of yours. Weirdly plausible, right?