Weekend Links: 348 Photos of People Losing it in Haunted Houses

348 Photos of People Absolutely Losing Their S**t in Haunted Houses. (Thanks, Alex Segura!)
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Despite being a writer, I have always been terrible at marking up poetry. See if you fare any better with For Better for Verse: An interactive learning tool that can help you understand what makes metered poetry in English tick!
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Advertisers are getting more and more creative with their online marketing by sometimes creating strange little games (that are actually kind of fun!) My score was 2063 on the first try, though I think I could do better in a second go-round!
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A stunning Canon photo gallery. Need I say more?
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How to eat an incredibly unbalanced diet (and what exactly it means for your body): the world of competitive eating.
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Fighting against the cold weather? Wish summer could go on forever? Bask in (or at least at the site of) the beauty of these tropical islands to keep your warm this winter.
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From Alejandro, another fantastically-apt comic (even though I love Apple) from The Oatmeal chronically "The Perils of Owning an Apple Product." Which brings me to a selfish question: I may finally be forced to upgrade my Motorola Razr from the Dawn Of Time soon … should I get an iPhone? Or what service / phone do you guys have and love or recommend?
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Finally, Death by Cute: Two sea-otters hold hands to keep from drifting apart while sleeping. I dare you to not audibly "d'awwww!" (pardon my anthropomorphizing, sometimes it can't be helped!)
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