The Curse of the Demon Core. The nuclear ball killed two scientists but spared a swimming pig.
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The Arab League is sanctioning Syria for violence against its protesting citizens. This may be a sign that progress is starting to matter more than solidarity in the Middle East.
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Breaking Dawn: Part One made a bazillion dollars in its opening weekend. The movie also induced seizures in at least of couple of guys who one suspects may have been trying to get out of watching the rest of the movie.
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25 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on the Internet. If more than one of these items confuses you, congratulations and keep on surfing!
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How to potty-train a sloth. Hey, you never know when this information might come in handy!
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What are these performers doing: shufflin', breakin', tumbling, kicking? I'd call it showing off.
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Some men's restrooms in British pubs will soon offer video games, in the urinals, that you control with your urine stream. Wait a minute, is this a ploy to sell more beer?
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A zombie walk in Mexico City over the weekend attracted 10,000 of the undead. If confirmed, this will be a new world record for simultaneous zombie-ism.
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Teddy Bear the porcupine doesn't want to share his corn. He'll tell you in no uncertain terms in the most adorable voice ever.
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The Truth About Shark Attacks. You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark, but either way, you're dead.
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The Federal Reserve's $7.7 trillion bank bailout. The TARP funds we knew about pale in comparison to the "undisclosed" loans given to banks in 2008.
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Who’s Next? A Look at Presidential Succession. And why some cabinet members tend to be dis-invited from Washington parties.