After several ballots, we have a winner in last week's Name Our New Printer contest. I pushed hard for Jody's Will.i.Jam, and there was support for many of the wonderful Prints puns (Freddie Prints, Jr., The Fresh Prints, Prints of Darkness, The Little Prints). But the split vote allowed Caroline's suggestion of Sade ("Because I’m sure this new device is a Smooth Operator") to break through, James A. Garfield style. Since none of us can actually use Sade yet, we had to print out the nametag at the old printer — which we're now calling The Old Printer.