Take This mental_floss Reader Panel Survey!

Hey Flossers! A couple of months ago, we posted about the mental_floss reader panel, which we hope will help us do a better job of entertaining and making you smarter in the future. We promised to check in periodically, and we keep our promises—so we're back with a survey about travel and flight preferences.
We want to know if you really turn your cellphone off or use airplane mode during flights, where you would go if money was no object, and what you would change about in-flight entertainment. We're also asking you to try your hand at crafting an awesome haiku about your most memorable travel experience.
Plus, 10 respondents will be chosen at random to get a $25 gift certificate to use in the Mental Floss online store.
Head here to take the survey, and post your haiku below!