The Best Word in the English Language

Curmudgeon Is the Best Word in the English Language
I propose that no other single word so perfectly marries its phonetic characteristics with its meaning. When you call someone a curmudgeon, you’re saying so much more than “grumpy” or “grouchy.” You’re really bestowing upon someone a royal crown of acidic attitude. I love it. (Larry David is my favorite curmudgeon of all time. That’s high praise from me.)
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Oh No, Not Yet
The 2016 Presidential race has already started. But, luckily, this is a really fun candidate to consider.
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The Time Charles Schulz Killed Off A Little Girl
Don’t worry, the girl was just a new Peanuts character that people really didn’t like. Here’s a cheeky response note where he blames a fan for the girl’s death.
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Forget Making Video Games Look Like the Real World
Let’s make the real world look like video games.
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The Super Bowl Ad You Aren’t Allowed to See
When you see how tame (and environmentally conscious) it is, you’ll be really perplexed about why it was banned.
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Pry It From My Cold, Dead Grave
There was a time that grave robbing was such a problem that guns were being mounted on graves to shoot potential tomb plunderers.
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RIP: Ed Koch
You were the Mayor of New York. You were a TV star. But, most important, you have a Muppet Wiki webpage.