Animals Used to Be Put On Trial

The People vs. Pig
There was actually a time when pigs and other domesticated animals were put on trial in a court of law. With an actual judge. And lawyers.
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Speaking of Animals In Court
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is suing Carnival Cruise Lines for their use of his name.
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An Amazing Love Story
This man doesn’t recall anything of any kind but for one very important detail about his wife.
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A Confusing Love Story
This man died for love, I guess, or something like that.
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Yeah, I’m Sure That Was Just A “Meteorite”
That’s exactly what “they” want you to think. Who are “they”? "They" could be anyone. Bone up on what “really” happened with this rundown of the best Russian meteorite conspiracy theories.
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Ol' Blue Eyes & The Hairpiece Challenge
Check out Frank Sinatra’s interesting proposition.
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The Academy Connections
Many of this year’s Oscar nominees know one another.
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C’mon, No Way This Happened
This news headline is just so perfect and beautiful and meant for the internet. The offense itself is terrible. But still.