The People vs. Pig

There was actually a time when pigs and other domesticated animals were put on trial in a court of law. With an actual judge. And lawyers.

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Speaking of Animals In Court

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is suing Carnival Cruise Lines for their use of his name.

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An Amazing Love Story

This man doesn’t recall anything of any kind but for one very important detail about his wife.

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A Confusing Love Story

This man died for love, I guess, or something like that.

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Yeah, I’m Sure That Was Just A “Meteorite”

That’s exactly what “they” want you to think. Who are “they”? "They" could be anyone. Bone up on what “really” happened with this rundown of the best Russian meteorite conspiracy theories.

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Ol' Blue Eyes & The Hairpiece Challenge

Check out Frank Sinatra’s interesting proposition.

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The Academy Connections

Many of this year’s Oscar nominees know one another.

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C’mon, No Way This Happened

This news headline is just so perfect and beautiful and meant for the internet. The offense itself is terrible. But still.