25 Outrageous Quotes from Salvador Dalí

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Salvador Dalí, a leader of the Surrealist movement, is arguably one of the world’s most famous artists—but his creative talents went far beyond the art world. From stage plays to movies to fashion to photography to architecture, the Catalonia, Spain-born master was a creative renaissance man. He was something a philosopher, too, as the below quotes—assembled in honor of what would be Dalí’s 114th birthday—show.

1. ON AMBITIONS

“At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.”

2. ON "THE SACRED ASPECT OF MUSTACHES"

“Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache—it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: ‘Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?’

"Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.”

3. ON THE DUTY OF AN ARTIST

“A true artist is not one who is inspired, but one who inspires others.”

4. ON THE IMPOSSIBILITY OF PERFECTION

“Have no fear of perfection—you'll never reach it.”

5. ON BEING DALÍ

“Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy —the joy of being Salvador Dalí— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?”

6. ON THE IMPORTANCE OF AMBITION

“Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.”

7. ON DRUGS

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“I don't do drugs. I am drugs."

8. ON MEMORIES

“The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

9. ON NORMALCY

“I am not strange. I am just not normal.”

10. ON EMBRACING MISTAKES

“Mistakes are almost always of a sacred nature. Never try to correct them. On the contrary: rationalize them, understand them thoroughly. After that, it will be possible for you to sublimate them.”

11. ON THE UPSIDE OF IMITATION

“Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.”

12. ON EMBRACING HAPPINESS

“There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.”

13. ON POETRY AND IDIOCY

“The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.”

14. ON BEING MYSTERIOUS

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“People love mystery, and that is why they love my paintings.”

15. ON THE TRUE MEASURE OF SUCCESS

“The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.”

16. ON SNOBBERY

“In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a good thing, if you possess great talent, to give, early in your youth, a very hard kick to the right shin of the society that you love. After that, be a snob."

17. ON FINDING YOUR OWN STYLE

“Begin by learning to draw and paint like the old masters. After that, you can do as you like; everyone will respect you."

18. ON KEEPING SECRETS

“The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret."

19. ON SURREALISM

“Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.”

20. ON GOOD TASTE

“It is good taste, and good taste alone, that possesses the power to sterilize and is always the first handicap to any creative functioning."

21. ON THE HONESTY OF DRAWING

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“Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad."

22. ON THE PAIN OF WASHING CLOTHES

“It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.”

23. ON BEING SERIOUS

“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

24. ON THE MADNESS OF THE CREATIVE PROCESS

“There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad."

25. ON LIFE IMITATING ART

“I do not paint a portrait to look like the subject, rather does the person grow to look like his portrait.”

Amazon's Under-the-Radar Coupon Page Features Deals on Home Goods, Electronics, and Groceries

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12 Very Haunted Roads

Don't get caught on these roads at night.
Don't get caught on these roads at night.
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What could be scarier than driving down a dark road at night? Driving down one of these dark roads at night. If any of the below routes—compiled by Commercial Truck Trader—pop up on your GPS this spooky season, consider finding an alternate way to your destination.

1. Jeremy Swamp Road // Southbury, Connecticut

Jeremy Swamp Road and several other streets in southwestern Connecticut are said to be frequented by Melon Heads, creatures that, according to the New England Historical Society, live in wooded areas and “look like small humanoids with oversized heads” that “survive by eating small animals, stray cats and human flesh, usually the flesh of teenagers.” Some say the Melon Heads are the result of inbreeding, with others theorizing that they escaped from local hospitals or asylums.

2. Owaissa Street // Appleton, Wisconsin

Legend has it that every full moon, a tombstone in Owaissa Street’s Riverside Cemetery bleeds. The tombstone belongs to Kate Blood, who, according to some stories, was either a witch who killed her husband and children with an ax, or was a woman murdered by her husband. (Local historians, however, say Blood died of tuberculosis.) Visitors also report seeing a creepy hooded figure roaming the cemetery.

3. Prospector’s Road // Garden Valley, California

Driving along this hilly, three-mile stretch of road is not for the faint of heart: It’s supposedly haunted by the spirit of a tall, bearded prospector who was murdered after he drunkenly bragged about his claim. According to Weird California, those who run into the entity—who is supposedly responsible for many an accident along the road—will hear him whisper: “Get off my claim.”

4. Sandhill Road // Las Vegas, Nevada

The flood tunnels beneath Sandhill Road between Olive Avenue and Charleston Boulevard in Las Vegas are said to be haunted by a dead couple. People have also reported hearing creepy, ghostly moans coming from the darkness and being chased by the specter of an old woman.

5. Bloody Bride Bridge // Steven’s Point, Wisconsin

Drivers on Highway 66 in Steven’s Point, Wisconsin, might get a glimpse of the ghost of a bride who was supposedly killed on her wedding day in a car accident on the bridge. Legend has it that if those drivers park on the bridge at midnight and look in their rearview mirrors, they’ll see the bride, in her bloody wedding dress, sitting in the backseat.

6. Boy Scout Lane // Steven’s Point, Wisconsin

Also located in Steven’s Point, the isolated Boy Scout Lane is supposedly where a group of Boy Scouts died, although no one quite seems to know why or how—some say they were killed while camping when their fire raged out of control; others say it was a bus accident; and some say they simply disappeared. Whatever the reason, visitors to the area now say they can hear footsteps and calls for help coming from the woods.

7. Route 66 // Villa Ridge, Missouri

Located on Route 66, the abandoned Tri-County Truck-Stop is a hotbed of ghostly activity. Before the restaurant shut down, employees reported hearing strange noises, seeing apparitions, and watching as coffee pots were thrown across the room by invisible forces.

8. Stagecoach Road // Marshall, Texas

On this red dirt road—which once served as a route for stagecoaches traveling to the town from Shreveport, Louisiana—paranormal investigators have snapped photos of ghosts and had the batteries of the equipment they were using to investigate drain inexplicably. Others who have driven down the road and turned off their cars said they felt a presence stepping on the bumper; when they went home, they discovered tiny handprints in the red dust on the back of the car. The road is supposedly haunted by the spirit of a Voodoo priestess.

9. Route 666 // Douglas, Arizona

The road formerly known as Route 666 may now be part of Route 491 [PDF], but some still call it The Devil’s Highway. Drivers traveling on this section of highway have recounted being pursued by a pack of terrifying dogs or a phantom semi-truck, among other strange and scary encounters.

10. Goatman's Bridge // Denton, Texas

Old Alton Bridge is an iron-truss structure built in 1884 that got its unsettling moniker from local legends. Fifty years after the bridge was built, a successful Black goat farmer named Oscar Washburn—who went by the nickname “Goatman”—put a sign on the bridge that read “This Way to the Goatman.” The sign incensed the Ku Klux Klan, who hanged Washburn on the bridge. But according to Legends of America, “when they looked over to make sure he was dead, they could see only the rope. Washburn was gone and was never seen again.” Some report seeing a man herding goats across the bridge, which was decommissioned around 2001, while others say they’ve seen a half-man, half-goat creature there.

11. Route 375 // Rachel, Nevada

Entertaining the idea of a close encounter? Drivers on this road—which runs near the Nevada Test and Training Range, home of Area 51—have reported hundreds of strange, potentially alien sightings from Alamo to Tonopah, leading to the route’s nickname: “The Extraterrestrial Highway.”

12. Ortega Ridge Road // Montecito, California

This road is haunted by Las Ters Hermanas, or The Three Sisters—three nuns who, it’s said, were murdered more than a century ago. They can be seen standing on the side of the road, arms crossed, their eyes bright blue and their faces glowing.