Bald Eagle

Every week on the day after Monday, we're releasing new shirt designs in the mental_floss store. Today, it's all about the bald eagle. It’s been nearly six decades since the United States elected a bald President, and if Americans refuse to elect a follicly-challenged Commander-In-Chief, they definitely aren’t going to accept anything less from our National Bird. “Bald” Eagle? More like “Luscious-Head-of-Hair-You-Want-to-Run-Your-Fingers-Through” Eagle. (We’ll work on the name.)
And that's not all! For two days only, all shirts are $19.99! Just use the code EAGLE19 at checkout. Deal ends 4/24 at midnight; excludes clearance and package deals.
Did you know that you can submit t-shirt slogans? Sharon D. of Los Angeles, CA, came up with this idea. She gets $125, a free shirt, and eternal "I designed a mental_floss t-shirt!" bragging rights. If you have a funny t-shirt slogan, you can submit it here.