No Return Tickets

Book your trip to the red planet now. But take all your stuff with you, because you ain’t coming back.

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Don’t Forget the Popcorn

These home theaters are amazing.

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Eat the Invaders

This article pushes a new approach to dealing with invasive animal species: Cook them up.

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The World’s Oldest Hamburger

In 1999, David Whipple bought a McDonald’s hamburger. And he never ate it. And he still has it. And it looks the same as the day he bought it. It never began to rot. This is terrifying.

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Things I Need

I really feel that we should pull together as a community and purchase this old filing cabinet for me. This is important. Send your money in now.

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A Dramatic Reading of the Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

Last week, an explicit email from a college sorority sister hit the internet and instantly became legendary. Now, Funny or Die has staged a very dramatic reading of the email. WARNING: This email and video have a HUGE amount of NSFW language.