For the Person Without Any Honest Friends

This robot exists just to tell you whether or not you stink.

*

These Popsicles Aren’t Messing Around

These aren’t your traditional toothpick-in-an-ice-cube-tray homemade popsicles. These look amazing.

*

Be Funny. Be Successful.

The two things often go together.

*

One Sign That You’re A Great Fan

You bring one of these to the game.

*

The PJs That Read To You

But how will these scannable Smart Pajamas fare once they have food stains all over them?

*

Psychic Crime Solvers?

They pretty much exist only in one-hour television dramas. In real life, a college student making random guesses is just as accurate.

*

Massive Movie Stars You’ve Never Heard Of

These people appear in one gigantic hit movie after another, even though you might not know them.