These Ideas Have Life

Here are eight really interesting new ways to bury the dead.

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The United States of Brands

I don’t know if I totally agree with this U.S. map of famous brands. CAT instead of McDonald’s in Illinois? GM instead of Ford in Michigan? Sure, Apple is a huge brand from California, but bigger than Disney? I’m not so sure. What do you think?

Here’s another U.S. map. This one shows what each state name means.

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Snuggle Up to A Fortune

You will be so depressed about how much money the Snuggie has made that you’ll want to just curl up on the couch under a, well, Snuggie. That’s how they get you.

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It’ll Be Like You Beat the Black Sox

Just buy this and you can skip the parts where they intentionally lose and they all get banned and one of them shows up in an Iowa cornfield years later.

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Crazy at the Canyon

Nik Wallenda is far from the first to think of using the Grand Canyon as the setting for a dangerous stunt.

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The Sugarland Express

All aboard this train cake. This gigantic train is literally made of cake.

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Cabbage Circadian

It turns out vegetables can also suffer from jet lag.