Help Wanted: Freelance Quidditch Referee

We're putting together a company quidditch match this month and need two referees. While previous quidditch referee experience is not required, applicants should have a working knowledge of quidditch, and maybe own a whistle. You should live in or around New York City, since this match will likely take place in Brooklyn. We'll pay you $50 and feed you.
To Apply: In 100 words, why should we pick you as our quidditch referee? Email your answer to roadtrip@mentalfloss.com.
Most of the staff here started with a stint as a freelance quidditch referee. Great way to get a foot in the door.
Want to come hang out and not preside over the athletic portion? You're more than welcome. Details on location and date to follow. Shoot us an email to that same address if you're interested.