Gotta Have A Signature

Chuck Berry’s Duck Walk. MJ’s Moonwalk. The Spinning Guitar. Every good superstar musician needs that one move.

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Fancy and Footloose-Free

Kevin Bacon is a considerate wedding guest. That’s why he makes sure he won’t steal the show from the bride & groom.

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Old Meets New

I’m all for progress, but building an Apple store on top of 15th century ruins?

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Becoming Bionic

It turns out that when you start to turn yourself into a robot, it’s difficult to go back.

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That’ll Blow Your Party Budget

Want to have a huge celebrity at your next party? It’s possible, but costly.

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I Don’t Get the Royal Family Obsession

I didn’t get the royal wedding hype. I don’t get this royal baby excitement. And I certainly don’t get this vintage royal baby merchandise.

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Cloudy With A Chance of Sharknado

If you haven’t heard, a disastrous tornado full of sharks hit yesterday, and that’s definitely the type of thing that gets people talking.

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Muppets With People Eyes

...All pretty much look evil.