Five things you should know about the ancient 'Godzilla' platypus.

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Driver falls asleep at wheel, crashes into mattress store.  

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Question of the day: Would you rather fight one horse-sized snake or 100 snake-sized horses? Show your work. 

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The lost scene from Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace in which Jar Jar Binks gets killed. Rejoice!

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Artist Dan Meth recounts a cold December day in England when he had the saddest sandwich he ever ate. Plus: An illustration.

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Mike Tyson is obsessed with Pinkberry.

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David Cronenberg slams Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.

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Dyl Pickle, Chris P. Bacon, Jed I. Knight and 20 more people with better names than yours.