What's the Dumbest Way You've Injured Yourself?

Jason English

On Fridays, we ask a series of unrelated questions. Your answers help get us through the afternoon. Answer one, answer all, or ask your own question. On to this week's topics...

1. On the way to school in third grade, I walked squarely into a dumpster and wound up with eight stitches above my left eyebrow. I've recreated the event in my head thousands of times, and I can't explain how I veered so badly off course. What's the stupidest way you've been injured?

2. Today is National Pizza Party Day. What's a less-celebrated food you think should have parties built around it?

3. Where are you this very minute? (I don't need GPS coordinates. "Work" or "my dorm room" or "the parking lot of a Mean Gene's" will do.)

4. Your turn! Got a question for the group? Ask it now. Have a great weekend!