Spock: "Fascinating," "Jim"
Here's a fun way to spend a few minutes: videos showing Spock from Star Trek saying "fascinating" and "Jim." Both videos are hypnotic, short, and weirdly funny. Enjoy!
By the end of this, the word "fascinating" sounds like "fast netting" to me and has lost all meaning.
The movies aren't here, but this does seem to cover the original series nicely. Ladies and gentlemen, start your slash fiction.