11 Funny Gag Gifts You Can Buy on Amazon

Chia Pet/Amazon
Chia Pet/Amazon

Buying gifts for a friend or loved one can be stressful, but a funny gag gift can bring a little levity to any occasion. Whether you’re looking for the perfect hilarious birthday present, or just want to give one as a prank, we’ve got gag gift ideas for a range of different types of humor—and they prove there's no present sweeter than the gift of laughter.

1. Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener

Thor's Hammer Bottle Opener.
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This model of Thor's hammer won’t grant you dominion over thunder and lightning, but it will make short work of bottle caps: It's equipped with an opener at one end and a chain on the other for easy attachment. It comes in silver and bronze, with the famous line, "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor," emblazoned on the side. And because it's fairly lightweight, you don’t need the strength of a demigod to wield it.

Buy It: Amazon ($12)

2. Burrito Blanket

A burrito blanket gag gift you can buy on Amazon.
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Available in a variety of styles and sizes, the burrito blanket is the perfect gag gift for the foodie in your life. Rolling yourself up inside one of these circular, tortilla-patterned numbers is a riot—and since they’re made with extra-soft flannel, it’s a comfy experience to boot!

Buy It: Amazon ($25)

3. UFO Plant Holder

A UFO plant holder gag gift on Amazon.
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Instead of little green men, this UFO-shaped container holds little green houseplants. Hang the tiny mothership from your ceiling with the silver cord—or prop it up at ground level, if you prefer. At 5.25 inches wide by 4.5 inches tall, it’s the ideal size for cacti, jade plants, and other popular greens.

Buy It: Amazon ($18)

4. How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

The Best Gag Gifts to Buy on Amazon.
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You love your cat—but do you really trust your cat? How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You shows you all of the warning signs that your favorite feline might, in fact, be a tiny killer. Full of hilarious comics from Matthew Inman (The Oatmeal), this book is a twisted little gag gift perfect for cat lovers with a sense of humor.

Buy It: Amazon ($15)

5. Golden Girls Coloring Book

A Golden Girls coloring book gag gift.
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You’re not going to prank your friends with a Golden Girls coloring book gag gift, but they’ll definitely get a laugh out of it. Get your friend some colored pencils and watch them do their best to add life to the pantsuits and gourmet cheesecakes of Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia.

Buy It: Amazon ($12)

6. Toilet Coffee Mug

A toilet mug gag gift you can buy on Amazon.
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Feeling flushed? Perk yourself up with a swig of your favorite beverage from this toilet-shaped coffee mug gag gift. It holds over 15 ounces worth of liquid and is pretty much guaranteed to make your co-workers do a double take.

Buy It: Amazon ($13)

7. World’s Smallest Vacuum

A vacuum gag gift you can buy on Amazon.
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This gag gift literally sucks. Despite being a little over 5 inches long, it’s a functional vacuum cleaner perfect for tight spaces. Just plug it in and suck up all those crumbs that mysteriously appeared on your desk. The mini vacuum is also a great tool for cleaning keyboards—and should get some hearty laughs in the process.

Buy It: Amazon ($14)

8. Poop Emoji Chia Pet

Poop Emoji Chia Pet Gag Gift.
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Look at the sneaky smile on this Chia Pet's face. OK, so it might not be the puppy or kitten Chia Pet that you're used to, but this poop emoji pet ;should absolutely be a contender if you're searching for the best gag gift for a friend who views toilet humor as high art.

Buy It: Amazon ($17)

9. “Cat Bods” Toy Box

The best gag gift to buy on Amazon for a cat lover.
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Like moths drawn to a flame, cats can’t resist cardboard boxes. But they’ll never find a cooler one than this little beauty. Four of the outside walls are decorated with dynamic pictures of daring astronauts, muscle-bound bodybuilders, and other go-getters. Carefully placed holes allow your cat to become a part of these scenes when it pokes its head through. Keep a camera handy and enjoy the show.

Buy It: Amazon ($9)

10. Unisex Bass Sandals

Bass slipper gag gift on Amazon.
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Talk about going against the current. Vibrantly colored, slack-jawed fish sandals are unlike anything else you’re likely to see at the beach (or anywhere, really). Just like real fish, their sizes and colors vary.

Buy It: Amazon ($18-$22)

11. Pooping Pooches 2020 WalL Calendar

Pooping Pooches 2020 Wall Calendar.
Pooping Pooches

It's just man's best friend doing their business, but now you can put it right on your wall. This Pooping Pooches calendar is just offbeat enough to bring a smile to the face of any animal lover. And they'll be even more thankful once you tell them that $1 from every calendar sold is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need. So get a gag gift for a good cause.

Buy It: Amazon ($17)

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This Course Will Teach You How to Play Guitar Like a Pro for $29

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Be honest: You’ve watched a YouTube video or two in an attempt to learn how to play a song on the guitar. Whether it was through tabs or simply copying whatever you saw on the screen, the fun always ends when friends start throwing out requests for songs you have no idea how to play. So how about you actually learn how to play guitar for real this time?

It’s now possible to learn guitar from home with the Ultimate Beginner to Expert Guitar Lessons Bundle, which is currently on sale for $29. Grab that Gibson, Fender, or whatever you have handy, and learn to strum rhythms from scratch.

The strumming course will teach you how to count beats and rests to turn your hands and fingers into the perfect accompaniment for your own voice or other musicians. Then, you can take things a step further and learn advanced jamming and soloing to riff anytime, anywhere. This course will teach you to improvise across various chords and progressions so you can jump into any jam with something original. You’ll also have the chance to dive deep into the major guitar genres of bluegrass, blues, and jazz. Lessons in jam etiquette, genre history, and how to read music will separate you from a novice player.

This bundle also includes courses in ear training so you can properly identify any relative note, interval, or pitch. That way, you can play along with any song when it comes on, or even understand how to modify it into the key you’d prefer. And when the time comes to perform, be prepared with skilled hammer-ons, pull-offs, slides, bends, trills, vibrato, and fret-tapping. Not only will you learn the basic foundations of guitar, you’ll ultimately be able to develop your own style with the help of these lessons.

The Ultimate Beginner to Expert Guitar Lessons Bundle is discounted for a limited time. Act on this $29 offer now to work on those fingertip calluses and play like a pro.

 

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Find the Perfect Images for Memes and Websites With This AI Tool

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Technology has made careers and hobbies in website design, journalism, and even meme creation accessible to anyone, and stock images play a huge role in getting your content out to users. To help you add the images you need to make your project stand out, JumpStory is offering a lifetime membership to its professional stock photography collections (including more than 25 million photos) and unique content-matching feature for just $99.99.

JumpStory is different from other stock photography catalogs; it uses a Photo Guarantee service to find exactly what you’re looking for based on categories or even copy you’ve already written. Authenticity and relevance are the keys to better performance, and if you’re selecting images for clicks and impressions, JumpStory’s HighJumper feature can help. The advanced artificial intelligence highlights the images anticipated to perform best, and with a quick click, you can remove the background and edit photos to fit your needs. The collections include over 25 million images, illustrations, vector icons, and videos, and more than 20,000 images are added to its library daily, so you’ll never run out of fresh assets.

If you’re putting together videos for YouTube or even corporate videos and ads, their video library will give you access to tons of relevant assets, specifically curated based on your script copy and performance predictions. Use a specific search term or even paste a sentence from your writing and watch the curation begin. You’ll see a tiny orange HighJumper icon on images the AI predicts will perform best.

JumpStory’s authentic stock photography is currently offering lifetime membership for $99.99—that's a 95 percent discount. Use their collection for your blog, social media, video content, or website and connect with your viewers by grabbing their attention with every image.

 

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