The George Lucas Version of the New Star Wars Trailer

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Late last week, the Internet erupted upon seeing the first trailer for J.J. Abrams' Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens. Naturally, it didn't take long for the parodies to start rolling in.

YouTube's timtimfed whipped up this scarily perfect trailer for Star Wars: Episode VII - George Lucas' Special Edition.

It's chock-full of CGI critters, over-elaborate lightsabers, needless Jabba, musical numbers, and—of course—trade negotiations.