The Top 10 Grammar Myths

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Mignon Fogarty is the founder of Quick and Dirty Tips and is known for her Grammar Girl websitepodcast, and games.

Before you argue with me, read the whole explanation about why each of these is a myth.

1. A run-on sentence is a really long sentence. 

Wrong! They can actually be quite short. In a run-on sentence, independent clauses are squished together without the help of punctuation or a conjunction. If you write “I am short he is tall,” as one sentence without a semicoloncolon, or dash between the two independent clauses, it's a run-on sentence even though it only has six words.

2. You shouldn't start a sentence with the word “however.” 

Wrong! It's fine to start a sentence with “however” so long as you use a comma after it when it means "nevertheless."

3. “Irregardless” is not a word. 

Wrong! “Irregardless” is a bad word and a word you shouldn't use, but it is a word. “Floogetyflop” isn't a word—I just made it up and you have no idea what it means.  “Irregardless,” on the other hand, is in almost every dictionary labeled as nonstandard. You shouldn't use it if you want to be taken seriously, but it has gained wide enough use to qualify as a word.

4. There is only one way to write the possessive form of a word that ends in “s.” 

Wrong! It's a style choice. For example, in the phrase “Kansas's statute,” you can put just an apostrophe at the end of “Kansas” or you can put an apostrophe “s” at the end of “Kansas.” Both ways are acceptable.

5. Passive voice is always wrong. 

Wrong! Passive voice is when you don't name the person who's responsible for the action. An example is the sentence "Mistakes were made," because it doesn't say who made the mistakes. If you don't know who is responsible for an action, passive voice can be the best choice. 

6. “I.e.” and “e.g.” mean the same thing. 

Wrong! “E.g.” means "for example," and “i.e.” means roughly "in other words." You use “e.g.” to provide a list of incomplete examples, and you use “i.e.” to provide a complete clarifying list or statement.

7. You use “a” before words that start with consonants and “an” before words that start with vowels. 

Wrong! You use “a” before words that start with consonant sounds and “an” before words that start with vowel sounds. So, you'd write that someone has an MBA instead of a MBA, because even though “MBA” starts with “m,” which is a consonant, it starts with the sound of the vowel “e”--MBA. 

8. It's incorrect to answer the question "How are you?" with the statement "I'm good." 

Wrong! “Am” is a linking verb and linking verbs should be modified by adjectives such as “good.” Because “well” can also act as an adjective, it's also fine to answer "I'm well," but some grammarians believe "I'm well" should be used to talk about your health and not your general disposition. 

9. You shouldn't split infinitives. 

Wrong! Nearly all grammarians want to boldly tell you it's OK to split infinitives. An infinitive is a two-word form of a verb. An example is "to tell." In a split infinitive, another word separates the two parts of the verb. "To boldly tell" is a split infinitive because “boldly” separates “to” from “tell.”

10. You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition. 

Wrong! You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition when the sentence would mean the same thing if you left off the preposition. That means "Where are you at?" is wrong because "Where are you?" means the same thing. But there are many sentences where the final preposition is part of a phrasal verb or is necessary to keep from making stuffy, stilted sentences: “I'm going to throw up,” “Let's kiss and make up,” and “What are you waiting for” are just a few examples.  

You can find more information about each of these myths in the Grammar Girl archives.

This article was originally published by Mignon Fogarty on quickanddirtytips.com and shared here because we love her. She is also the author of the New York Times best-seller Grammar Girl's Quick and Dirty Tips for Better Writing.

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The Meaning of 'Just Deserts'

By Bonnie Mills, Quick and Dirty Tips

If you’re at all like us, you could live on desserts. That’s with two s’s in the middle. The downside to eating this way for chocoholics and sugar addicts is that we tend to get big middles. The question is, are we getting our just deserts or just desserts as a result of our eating habits?

What 'getting your just deserts' means

We’ve all used the phrase "just deserts/just desserts." Notice that the words deserts, spelled with one s in the middle, and desserts, with two s’s, sound the same. When you’re speaking, it doesn’t matter so much how many s’s are in the word. A problem arises, however, when you have to write the expression. Before we delve into how to spell it, though, let’s see what it means and how to use it.

If you get your just deserts, you get what you deserve. The consequence you get could be good or bad, but the phrase usually has a negative connotation (1), as in if you did something bad and then something bad happened to you in return, you got what you justly deserved. For example, if you were in a vindictive mood, you could say, “She got her just deserts when she failed the final exam after paying someone to do all her homework.”

The correct phrase is 'just deserts'

So how do you spell it? The phrase comes from the French verb deserver—with only one s—which means “serve well” (2). Much as we might like to put two s’s into this expression, one s in the middle is correct.

You’re probably shaking your head right now and thinking that deserts pronounced desserts looks weird written with one s in the middle. Yes, you’re right. It’s logical to read “just deserts” (with one s in the middle) and think the writer meant "just deserts"—no rainforests, no grasslands. Just deserts.

Odd as it may be, the word deserts, with one s in the middle and pronounced like the sweet treat, has been used in English since the 13th century to mean “things deserved” (3) and nowadays is used more or less exclusively in this phrase only (4). You don’t hear people saying sentences such as “Their deserts for getting good grades were an extra hour of TV.” Instead, you’d hear, “They deserved to watch an extra hour of TV because they got good grades.”

The sweet treat, dessert, has two s’s, and the second syllable is stressed. The arid place, desert, on the other hand, has one s, and the first syllable is stressed. The noun that means what you deserve, spelled desert with one s, confusingly has the second syllable stressed, just like the word that refers to cake or cookies.

'Just desserts' is popular, but it's not right

As you might guess, many people spell "just deserts" incorrectly, with two s’s in the middle. You might not guess, on the other hand, just how many people do it.

If you do a straight Google search for the phrase “got his just deserts/desserts,” with each of the two spellings, the wrong spelling gets a little more than three times as many results. Don’t always go for the popular answer, kids!

But if you want to know the importance of a good editor, you can look at Google Ngram searches for the same phrases because this database contains text from books, which tend to have been edited, unlike a lot of the results from the web. Then you see that the proper spelling, “got his just deserts,” with one s, is about 1.5 times more common. That’s not as great as you’d hope, but at least the right spelling won once more editors were involved.

'Just deserts': exceptions and alternatives

Now, if you own a bakery or were a fan of the Bravo TV cooking show, go ahead and use the pun “Just Desserts”—that is, desserts with two s’s in the middle. In these cases, you probably are concerned about just desserts. Nothing savory for you.

Although “just deserts” is a perfectly useful phrase, the pronunciation and spelling confuses a lot of people. If you’re speaking, it’s not a problem, but you may encounter readers who mistakenly think you’ve made an error when you properly write “just deserts” with one s. If that’s a concern, you can just say that so and so got what he deserved. Maybe he even deserved dessert.

References

1. Oxford Dictionaries. “deserts.”
2. Oxford Dictionaries. “deserts.”
3. The Phrase Finder. “Just Deserts.”
4. The Phrase Finder. “Just Deserts.”

A version of this article was originally published on Quick and Dirty Tips as "The Meaning of 'Just Desserts'" Read more from Quick and Dirty Tips.

About the Author

Bonnie Mills has been a copyeditor since 1996.