Trying to decide between Papyrus or Comic Sans for your next flyer? Now you can use both with this versatile new font!

Evil mastermind Ben Harman has created a font that perfectly blends the two most universally hated and overused fonts into one lumbering abomination. It's called Comic Papyrus and I hate it. 

"Comic Papyrus combines the timeless rustic qualities from centuries past with the hilarious fun-loving wit of today's funny pages," the creator explains on "It'll make you laugh (like a joke) and cry (like a mummy). Simultaneously!"

This upsetting font will only set you back $5, and the potential applications are endless. Use that bad boy in a resume and see what happens!