The Golden Girls premiered 35 years ago, and we're still waiting for a national monument to be made of Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia. This Chia Pet that reimagines the cast as the heads of Mount Rushmore will have to do in the meantime.
The Chia Pet, exclusively available from Toynk, is modeled after the real-life landmark in South Dakota, but instead of four famous presidents, the sculptures have been swapped with the stars of the classic sitcom.
Like any Chia Pet, the terracotta planter is only half the product. After spreading the seeds and adding water, sprouts will begin to grow over the top and base of the item. The Chia Pet comes with enough seed packets for three plantings, but it can be cleaned and replanted indefinitely.
The Golden Girls Rushmore Chia Pet and seed packets are available from Toynk for $50, shipping included. If you want even more Golden Girls merchandise in your life, the quartet has also been immortalized as tiki mugs, enamel pins, and jigsaw puzzles.