27 Amazing Options for Your Next Ugly Sweater Party

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Let’s not pretend that sweater parties are anything but a platform for you and your friends to one-up each other in gaudy absurdity. This season, give yourself an edge with one of these awe-inspiringly silly sweaters.
1. FOR THE LOVABLE CURMUDGEON; $55

Find It: Tipsy Elves
2. FOR YOUR NEXT ANGELS WITH FILTHY SOULS VIEWING; $37-$55
Find It:Amazon
3. A SWEATERUS FOR THE REST OF US; $50

Find It: Ugly Christmas Sweater
4. THE MEOWICAL OF LIGHTS; $18

Find It: Etsy
5. CATS CAN’T HAVE ALL THE FUN; $55

Find It: Tipsy Elves
6. KEEP IT FRESH; $20-$30
Find It: Amazon
7. TURTLE POWER; $20-$43
Find It: Amazon
8. THE EMPEROR’S NEW SWEATER; $25-$30

Find It: Amazon
9. LORNE MICHAELS APPROVED; $34-$55

Find It: Amazon
10. LEAN INTO THE GEEKINESS; $30

Find It: Amazon
11. ARE THERE DINOSAUR TAILORS?; $24

Find It: Amazon
12. THE SWEATER ABIDES; $50

Find It: Ugly Christmas Sweater
13. THIS IS, EXCUSE ME, A DAMN FINE SWEATER; $83
Find It:This is Feliz Navidad
14. IT MUST BE ITALIAN; $53-$58

Find It: Amazon
15. THE SWEATER CHRISTMAS DESERVES; $35
Find It: Amazon
16. A TROPICAL CHRISTMAS; $55

Find It:Tipsy Elves
17. THE SWEATER THAT LIVED (IN THE CLOSET 11 MONTHS OF THE YEAR); $83

Find It:Feliz Navidad
18. GET SHREKED; $55

Find It:Tipsy Elves
19. IT’S MILLER (SWEATER) TIME; $60

Find It:MIller Lite
20. WE'LL ALL DANCE THE HORAH; $55

Find It:Tipsy Elves
21. THE MOST POPULAR SWEATER AT THE PARTY; $55

Find It:Tipsy Elves
22. A SWEATER THAT TALKS TO THE CAMERA; $30

Find It:ThinkGeek
23. YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANGRY ELF; $50-$56

Find it:Amazon
24. EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY; $40

Find It:ThinkGeek
25. GOTTA CATCH THE HOLIDAY FEVER; $25

Find It:ThinkGeek
26. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY THIS SWEATER WITH BOTTLE CAPS; $50

Find It:ThinkGeek
27. SWEATER TIME!; $83

Find It:Feliz Navidad
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