There are a lot of cookie cutters out there to choose from, but if you're looking for something a little more personal, Kriszti Bozzai of Etsy store Copypastry has just what you need. You can submit a picture of a person or animal, and Bozzai and her team can cookie cutter-ify it. Perfect for narcissists, overly-attached significant others, and pet "parents," these cookie cutters are impressively realistic.
To achieve your dreams of eating your own face, start by sending your photo in to the team of designers. They will create a silhouette and 3D-print you a PLA plastic cookie cutter. Then it's up to you to bake the cookies and possibly frost them—maybe give your cookie self some green hair? If the idea of eating your likeness gives you the willies, you can also submit images of your pet, friends, family, or logo. The cutter will be about 3.9 inches wide by 3.9 inches long by 0.35 inches thick.
[h/t: Oddity Mall]