15 Punny Holiday Cards

Make your friends and family groan this holiday season with some punbelievable holiday cards.
1. DACHSHUND THROUGH THE SNOW
Perfect for any dog lover, this dachshund card comes with a blank inside and a white envelope.
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2. HAPPY FAWNUKKAH
What do deer have to do with Hanukkah? Who cares! The card is blank on the inside, so you can fill it with your own woodland creature jokes.
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3. FLEAS NAVIDAD
Hopefully the holidays will be itch-free, unlike this card. It’s blank inside if you want to apologize for the cheesy joke.
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4. HAPPY HOWLIDAYS
These cards show a dog tangled in Christmas lights with the text “Happy Howlidays” in the inside. You can pick what breed you want on the front, like a pug, French bulldog, or Pomeranian.
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5. ARE YOU YETI?
Is it time for presents yet-i? This card will be perfect to pump everyone up for the holidays. It’s blank on the inside so you can add whatever abominable message you'd like.
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6. HAPPY CHALLAH-DAYS
Spread the joy of bread puns this holiday season.
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7. SEASONINGS GREETINGS
On top of having a great pun, this card’s salt and pepper shakers actually pop right off. The cards are hand drawn and digitally printed with a blank inside.
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8. ELFISH PRESLEY
Recipients of this card will have to thank you, thank you very much. They come in packs of eight, so no one has to be without a festive Elvis this season.
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9. A CREATURE STIRRING
Get a set of eight cards showing a helpful mouse mixing some batter.
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10. FELINE NAVIDAD
If you have cats, you know that no ornament is safe from destruction. This pack of eight cards is perfect for those struggling with mischievous pets.
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11. SANTA JAWS
It’s hard to be intimidated by a shark in a Santa hat. It comes with a nice, festive red envelope.
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12. MERRY CHRISTMAS DEER
For your nearest and deerest friends, another deer-themed holiday card. They are blank on the inside, but the seller can type in a personal message if you would like.
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13. MISTLE-TOAD
You have to kiss under the mistletoe, but what do you do when the mistle-toad jumps on your head? You can write your theories on the inside of this blank card.
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14. MURRAY CHRISTMAS
With a holiday special and holiday song in the works, Bill Murray has a lot of festive plans in the works—celebrate with this appropriate card. The original drawing is inkjet printed onto quality white paper.
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