Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Vulture has compiled a list of the 100 jokes that shaped modern comedy.

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It’s nature versus the machines and the robots are winning. It looks like there will soon be a fully autonomous farm in Japan.

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Speaking of Japan: They have a creepy abandoned amusement park that's Gulliver’s Travels themed. It even features a gigantic replica of the tied-down, main character.

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What would happen if a third-party candidate ran for president and nobody got the required 270 Electoral College votes to win the job?

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TIME explains how February became Black History Month.

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A lot of people (like me) drink sparkling water because they think it’s better for you than soda. Maybe it’s not so great for you after all.