Love red meat but not sure how to broadcast it to the world? Try wearing it. Japanese store Village Vanguard offers large backpacks that resemble a slab of steak. Unlike Lady Gaga's meat dress, this ode to raw meat is as practical as it is fun to look at. Made with velour, the $20 bag comes with adjustable straps and an inside pocket (perfect for storing A1 sauce and a good steak knife).
The steak backpacks aren't the only food-themed items up for order. According to Yomyomf, the Cartoon Network store will soon release the Cheeseburger Backpack, similar to the famed bag in the Steven Universe cartoon. You can pre-order one of your own for $55 (orders start shipping July 5).
If both of those options are too beefy for you, Herschel Supply Company sells their own meat-themed backpack that sports strips of bacon and fried eggs.