69-year-old retiree Peter Browne spent much of his life traveling the world as an airline pilot, but now that he has retired from flying, he’s taken on a new job: mad scientist. Gizmodo reports that Browne spent 1000 hours over the last three months constructing a miraculous device he calls the “Sunday Morning Breakfast Machine.”

The Breakfast Machine, which looks like something straight out of Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985), is a single gargantuan device that simultaneously cooks soft boiled eggs, heats up toast, and prepares tea. To complete the breakfast experience, it also hands over the Sunday morning newspaper. In the short video above, watch as the charmingly kooky Browne gives a tour of his grand invention.

[h/t Gizmodo]

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