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5 Creatures That May Not Exist, But Get Government Protection Anyway
by Matt Soniak - January 8, 2008 - 6:41 PM

Dave Shealy is founder of the world’s only research center dedicated to the skunk-ape (the 7-foot tall, 450-pound apes that supposedly stroll through Florida reeking of rotten eggs). He’s spent much of his life trudging through the Everglades looking for signs of the creatures and has even gone so far as to call for the state of Florida to pass a law outlawing the hunting of them.

This guy is nuts, right? No matter your answer, he’s not the first person to try this with the skunk apes, and certainly not the first to push for government protection of a cryptid (an animal whose existence can’t be proved with scientific certainty). In Florida, the US, and even elsewhere in the world, individuals, politicians, and organizations have fought for legal protection for cryptids.

Here are five times where they’ve been successful.

1. Whitey

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A portion of Arkansas’s White River, between the towns of Jacksonport and Possum Grape, is a protected wildlife refuge. The wildlife in question? The White River Monster, a gray aquatic creature roughly the size of a boxcar affectionately known as “Whitey.”

Whitey was first sighted in 1915, and has been spotted intermittently since then. In 1973, after another sighting, State Senator Robert Harvey introduced a bill that would create the White River Monster Refuge and make it illegal to harm Whitey within its boundaries. The bill was quickly signed into law by a large majority. [Image courtesy of Ozarks Magazine.]

2. Champ


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A similar river creature enjoys protection from both Vermont and New York. In the 1980s, the two states passed resolutions helping Champ, a serpent-like creature that inhabits their shared waterway, Lake Champlain. The resolutions declared Champ a protected species and made it illegal to harm him in any way. Champ’s protected species status also earns him conservation funding from the Lake Champlain Land Trust.

Champ lovers are patiently waiting for Quebec, which also borders the lake, to pass a similar resolution. [Image courtesy of Heurtley.com.]

3. Bigfoot

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Speaking of the Canadians, Mike Lake, a member of the Canadian Mounted Police, petitioned the Canadian Parliament earlier this year to add Bigfoot to the country’s Species at Risk Act alongside the Whooping Crane and Blue Whale. According to Mr. Lake, the reason that there haven’t been many Bigfoot sightings is that the creature is endangered, and not shy like many believe.

The Skamania County Board of Commissioners in the state of Washington realized the same thing Lake did and passed an ordinance in 1969 that set a $10,000 fine and five years in prison for anyone who killed a Bigfoot in the county. [Image courtesy of Monorails.org.]

4. Migoi

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The cryptid protection trend isn’t limited to North America. Plenty of countries have their own legendary creatures and their own laws protecting them. The migoi is the Bhutanese version of the Yeti, but with a few more quirks. The red haired creatures reportedly stand eight feet tall and often walk backwards or turn invisible to fool trackers and hunters. They’ve been part of the country’s legends for centuries, and even show up in ancient Bhutanese and Tibetan texts.

In 2001, the Bhutanese government created the Sakteng Wildlife Sanctuary, a 253 square-mile protected habitat for the migoi. The sanctuary is also home to pandas, snow leopards and tigers, but in a display of Big Government spending at its best, the Bhutanese maintain that the refuge was created specifically for the migoi and cuddly pandas are simply a bonus. [Image courtesy of Zinester.com.]

5. Nessie

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And here’s our big star, the diva of the cryptid world: the Loch Ness Monster. Not only did Nessie get protection from poachers under the provisions of the Scotland’s 1981 Wildlife and Countryside Act, which makes it illegal to snare, shoot or try to blow her up, but the old girl helped out one of her distant relatives in the process.

In the summer of 1985, the Scots received a request by the Swedish government for guidance on how it should draft formal legal protection for the Storsjo monster, the Swedish equivalent of Nessie in Lake Storsjo. The Scottish government consulted their Nature Conservancy Council, decided a lake monster would be protected under the 1981 legislation, slapped a “protected species” sticker on Nessie and advised the Swedes that “the legislative framework to protect the monster is available, provided she (or he) is identified by scientists whose reputation will carry weight with the British Museum.”

The Swedish government passed legislation to protect their monster, but it was revoked a few months ago after a government watchdog group challenged the law, claiming legislation was not necessary to protect an unproven species.

Nessie is still protected to this day and no cryptids were harmed during the writing of this article.

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Comments (17)
  1. Priceless. I wonder, would someone really be arrested if s/he dragged home a Bigfoot carcass?

    Well, maybe–come to think of it, that may just qualify as homicide.

  2. Ha ha this is great. Perfect timing the Victorian giant cat story hit the news again last night. This might give them the idea to start protecting our giant panther-like cats. :) Great Blog.

  3. No mention of the ivory-billed woodpecker?

  4. This article was better the first two or three times I saw it on other websites.

  5. Taxpayer dollars at its best.

  6. i hope fla gets it passed then we can work on ga and all the rest of the states bjr ga ufo chaser

  7. re Migoi reserve: I’d say that’s not so much Big Government as a Government with a Sense of Humour. Which deserves being protected as an endangered species as well.

  8. Great “nessie” photo of an elephant swimming. Round-peaked top of skull, extened trunk, and all.

    This is the type of “evidence” that debunkers use quite well to their cause, which is a shame because it affects the level of seriousness that the topic deserves.

  9. Dearest readers,

    Some new info just came through the mojo wire, so let me clarify two points.

    1. A friend pointed out that Mike Lake is a member of the Canadian parliament, not the Mounted Police. The news story I originally saw that bit of Bigfoot info in was apparently confused about what MP stood for (come to think of it, I remember another story that said he was the Prime Minister…)

    2. The Skamania ordinance was amended in 1984 and set a penalty of a $1,000 fine and one-year jail term if you INTENDED to kill ol’ Bigfoot. Accidental shootings, apparently, are fine with the county board.

  10. Yeah, that whole Ivory-Billed Woodpecker thing got blown WAY out of proportion. I mean, it’s not like they even know that they saw the thing! I just pray that the woodpecker in our yard is a pilated or caucaded or whatever the Ivory-Billed lookalike is, and not the real deal…They’d probably make the whole town move if it was that dang bird.
    On the other hand, why does the White River Monster get government protection, but the Fouke Monster (Boggy Creek) not? That’s not right!

  11. yes bigfoot is real yes ufos are real no doubth about it i base this on over 40 years of research/investgation of ufo/ets/bigfoot/ghosts. anyone intersted in discussing bigfoot ets ufos face to face can do so 2nd sat 12noon thomasville ga library downtown no charge come and visit billy j rachels

  12. Yes, these things are as real as spelling, grammar and punctuation. See you in Thomasville!

  13. @SlackJack – Actually I think Mental_Floss is one of the last remaining protected habitats to see spelling, grammar, and punctuation in the wilds of the internet.

  14. nessie is not fake! how would an elephant be able to swim in a 750ft deep [lake/river/ect.] or whatever with the weight it has? since elephants weight so much it is not possible for a elephant to be swimming is such seep water.

  15. Uhh….Tommy:
    You say elephants can’t swim in deep water because of their weight — roughly 10,000 pounds (5 tons) at maturity. Would you care to explain, then, how the blue whale — the largest mammal in the world, which commonly weighs in excess of 200,000 pounds (100 tons) at maturity — is able to do so?

    -”BB”-

  16. Hey Tommy,

    http://tiny.cc/QPoej

    You can also click my name…

  17. Just for reference – even though it seems that Mike Lake is not a member, the national police service of Canada is the ROYAL Canadian Mounted Police.

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