10 Golden Girls Products You Can Buy

Just over 30 years ago, America was introduced to four sassy women who represented the true origin of the hashtag #squadgoals. Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia, also known as The Golden Girls, were smart and funny and unlike any other characters on television. The ladies packed it in after seven seasons, but thanks to reruns, DVDs, and the Internet, they are still as relevant today as they were in the 1980s.

From memes to Funko figures to daily art projects devoted to one of the show's main characters, The Golden Girls are pop culture legends, and legends should be honored. Here are some fan-made products that you can buy to show your love for the gems of 6151 Richmond Street.

1. PORTRAIT SKIRT

GeekOutFL on Etsy

Price: $45

This custom-made skirt features the faces of each Golden Girl in a repeated pattern from top to bottom, so that people on the street can see where your loyalties lie from every angle. The skirts are available in custom sizes; all you have to do is contact the seller before buying.

Peachy Apricot on Etsy

Price: $16

You may find yourself consuming more coffee than usual if you buy one of these character mugs, just to show it off to everyone at the office as often as possible. There are quote options for each character, in case you want to grab them all and have a rotating mug schedule.

3. CROCHETED DOLLS

CraftyIsCoolCrochet on Etsy

Price: $325/set

What do you get the Golden Girls fan who has it all? How about a set of four hand-made crochet dolls with outfits that match the characters from the show. These are a great gift for someone ... even if that someone is yourself.

4. THROW RUGS

Ashford Creations on Etsy 

Price: $100

It seems blasphemous to walk on the faces of these regal women, but there is no reason why you can't turn this throw rug into a wall decoration or something else. 

5. SHADY PINES KEY TAGS 

Keytags R Us on eBay

Price: $4.99

Now when you tell your friends that you once visited Sophia at Shady Pines Retirement Home, you can prove it with these custom yellow key tags. If they ask you who started the fire, plead the fifth.

6. STAN CUFFLINKS

Golden Girls Goodson Etsy

Price: $210

These cufflinks are a deep cut that only true fans of the show will appreciate. Anyone can name the four ladies, but knowing an ex-husband earns you cool points.

7. DIAPER COVERS

Skippy Fantastic on Etsy

Price: $25

You're never too young (or too old) to love The Golden Girls, or to pass that love on to the next generation. These diaper covers will make your baby the envy of the daycare.

8. HOUSE FLOOR PLAN PRINT

TVFloorplans on Etsy

Price: $27

Decorate your walls with this custom floor plan print of 6151 Richmond Street. The seller says that the plans are made up and are meant to be a representation of what the house "may have looked like," but there are several nods to things from the show that fans will love, including Sophia's straw purse and Rose's snow globe.

9. NAME LIST HOODIE 

HipsterFanGirl on Society6

Price: $42

The bold black letters on this roster/name hoodie will act as beacon for your fandom for anyone in a 50-yard radius, or it will confuse anyone who has never seen the show. The latter is just an opportunity for you to show someone else the light. 

10. PRAYER CANDLES

Vegas Giblet on Etsy

Price: $50

Let's all raise a plate of cheesecake and sing our praises to Blanche, Rose, Sophia, and Dorothy—the patron saints of the 1980s—with this collection of prayer candles.